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Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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