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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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