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Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo