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Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright