QuotaBillsDr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
A canter is the cure for all evil. - Benjamin Disraeli
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott
The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker
I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - Ben Franklin
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb
Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind. - Thomas Jefferson
I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Zeal: A nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. - Ambrose Bierce
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
Stories are memory aids, instruction manuals and moral compasses. - Aleks Krotoski
There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E Leonard
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar
The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald
The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake
Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown
One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk
We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I
The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee
Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
Ignorance is not so damnable as humbug, but when it prescribes pills it may happen to do more harm. - George Eilot
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio
A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther
Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry
It's a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. - Dave Barry
It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall
I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes
When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry
If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise
I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale
My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso