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Driving Rain

When it's pouring cats and kittens

Driving Rain thanks to Mel Hardman

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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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