QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb
I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown
If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz
My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump