QuotaBillsWater is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts
Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen
The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson