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Driving Rain

When it's pouring cats and kittens

Driving Rain thanks to Mel Hardman

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Dolly Parton

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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