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Duct Tape Plane
Best duct tape story ever
During a private 'fly-in' fishing excursion in the Alaskan wilderness, the chartered pilot and fishermen left a cooler-box of fish and bait inside the plane. A bear smelled it and this is what he did to the plane...
The pilot used his radio, and had another pilot bring him 2 new tires, 3 cases of duct tape, and a supply of plastic sheets. Plane truth - they patched the plane together, and flew it home!
Bear with us - there's a bear with us!
Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown
Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown
You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown
I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown
Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller
It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown
Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher
I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford
Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin
Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz
Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown
You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown
I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown
Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller
It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown
Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher
I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford
Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin
Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz
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