Duct Tape Plane

Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Electrocardiograph: Ticker tape - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds