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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Wear your diamonds on the inside. - Megan Dodds

Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Adorable: What you ring when you go visiting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Every diamond has the ability to shine when there is someone to recognize its good facets and inhibit its flaws. - Wes Fesler

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon


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