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Einstein Seeds

Sprouting the seeds of science

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Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - George Lucas

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955. - Gene Perret

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

No matter how well you perform, there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thins it's lousy. - Laurence Olivier

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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