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Einstein Seeds

Sprouting the seeds of science

Einstein Seeds thanks to Mel Hardman

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Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

People who boast about their IQ are losers. - Stephen Hawking

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955. - Gene Perret

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. - Ernest Hemingway

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

I only sound intelligent when there's a good scriptwriter around. - Christian Bale

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence. - Unknown

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Without a sense of proportion there can be neither good taste nor genuine intelligence, no perhaps moral integrity. - Eric Hoffer

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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