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Einstein Seeds

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Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I cannot think of a single one, not even intelligence. - Enrico Fermi

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. - Alben W Barkley

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

There is no worse screen to block out the Spirit than confidence in our own intelligence. - John Calvin

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

No matter how well you perform, there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thins it's lousy. - Laurence Olivier

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Without a sense of proportion there can be neither good taste nor genuine intelligence, no perhaps moral integrity. - Eric Hoffer

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall


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