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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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