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Wax on, wax off. - The Karate Kid

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand. - Baruch Spinoza

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray


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