IMPORTANCE NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES
All personnel will now be required to look happy while working.
Company approved supplies will be provided to each employee at no cost.
Workload getting to you? Feeling stressed? Too many priorities and assignments? Here is the new company approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!
Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!
The Management Team
QuotaBillsMany hands make light work. - English Proverb
Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James
A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring
Let us uncork all our bottled up happiness. - Pablo Neruda
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown
My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard
Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley
There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Happiness is distraction from the human tragedy. - J M Reinoso
Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau
The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde
Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten
You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith
Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown
Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown
A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde
There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide
My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield
The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard
Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley
The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee
Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein
Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos
Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action. - Benjamin Disraeli
Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin
I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres
Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes
Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt
Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder
I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula
Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown
My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison
If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown
Happiness, after all, is an inner state of mind. It is little dependent on outside environment. - Jawaharlal Nehru
To be thankful is the highest form of thought and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. - G K Chesterton
The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie
The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown
Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale
They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling
A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman
Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work. - Thomas Edison
He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston
I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man
Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell
How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky
All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza
Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols
Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones
You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel
There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another, nothing more. - Alexandre Dumas
If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey
I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson
The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. - Victor Hugo
Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard
A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer
The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten