Employee Happiness Kit

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

You're the blacksmith of your own happiness. - Swedish Proverb

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind. - Thomas Jefferson

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

A great obstacle to happiness is to expect too much happiness. - Bernard de Fontenelle

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Happiness depends on how life strikes you than on what happens. - Andy Rooney

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances. - Benjamin Franklin

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

It's important to make someone happy, and it's important to start with yourself. - Unknown

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Happiness, after all, is an inner state of mind. It is little dependent on outside environment. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Daily, constantly, we choose by our desires, our thoughts, and our actions whether we want to be blessed or cursed, happy or miserable. - Ezra T Benson

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis