Employee Happiness Kit

Happiness means quiet nerves. - WC Fields

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. - Ernest Hemingway

When what we are is what we want to be, that's happiness. - Malcolm Forbes

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose. - Unknown

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. - William Saroyan

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Happiness is not the means to any end. It is the end. It is its own goal. It is its own purpose. - Ayn Rand

To be thankful is the highest form of thought and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. - G K Chesterton

It's the moments that I stopped just to be, rather than do, that have given me true happiness. - Richard Branson

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable. - Leo Rosten

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. - Aldous Huxley

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. - E.L. Konigsburg

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird