IMPORTANCE NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES
All personnel will now be required to look happy while working.
Company approved supplies will be provided to each employee at no cost.
Workload getting to you? Feeling stressed? Too many priorities and assignments? Here is the new company approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!
Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!
The Management Team
QuotaBillsAt our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley
Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown
Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto
Some pursue happiness - others create it. - Joe-kster
Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane
There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington
Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir
Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Happy people plan actions, they don't plan results. - Dennis Waitley
A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne
The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. - V S Pritchett
They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon
You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes. - Lauren Oliver
Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo
A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman
Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton
Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York
Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan
Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai Lama
I don't sing because I'm happy; I'm happy because I sing. - William James
Happiness is mostly a byproduct of doing what makes us feel fulfilled. - Benjamin Spock
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie
The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown
Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain
Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos
It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown
I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen
Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown
In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno
Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright
We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats
Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field
Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema
To be thankful is the highest form of thought and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. - G K Chesterton
I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown
Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn
No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser
A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman
Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash
Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell
The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so. - William R Inge
Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. - Robert S Lynd
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones
What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein
Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison
Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi
Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay
Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian
Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares
We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong
The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton
Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle
Happiness cannot be attained by wanting to be happy - it must come as the unintended consequence of working for a goal greater than oneself. - Victor Frankl
Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele