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Fast Closure

Just then the door jammed...

Fast Closure thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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