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Fireman Poster Boy

Putting out fires one small fry at a time

Fireman Poster Boy thanks to Mike King

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

What gets scheduled gets done. - Michael Hyatt

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises. - Paul Scott

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. - Charles Richards

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Roald Dahl

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? - Erma Bombeck

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event. - Oscar Wilde

The new calendar was only one of countless utopian measures the ruling Jacobins initiated in 1793–94, but it is notable because, apparently, not a single person had to be murdered to carry it out. - Tom Reiss

“Ah, Zora, you are so naive," the fire fairy said with a hearty chuckle. "You have no idea what happened to them, do you? You have no clue as to what happened to your parents.” - Markelle Grabo

Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim to what I call the "ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome." You must be willing to fire. - T. Boone Pickens

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." - George Carlin

I was married once - in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad. - WC Fields


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