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Fireman Poster Boy

Putting out fires one small fry at a time

Fireman Poster Boy thanks to Mike King

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Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

What gets scheduled gets done. - Michael Hyatt

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises. - Paul Scott

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Roald Dahl

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? - Erma Bombeck

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event. - Oscar Wilde

“Ah, Zora, you are so naive," the fire fairy said with a hearty chuckle. "You have no idea what happened to them, do you? You have no clue as to what happened to your parents.” - Markelle Grabo

Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim to what I call the "ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome." You must be willing to fire. - T. Boone Pickens

There was something in her, something that was... pure horror. Everything you were supposed to watch out for. Heights, fire, shards of glass, snakes, Everything that his mom tried so hard to keep him safe from. - John Ajvide Lindqvist

If you want to measure the temperature of an organization, just stick a thermometer in the mouth of the leader. If he's on fire, the organization will be on fire. If he's a cold fish, the organization is a dead dive. - Pat Williams

I was married once - in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad. - WC Fields


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