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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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