Flood Games

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler