Flood Games

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. - Edward Shepherd Mead

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown