Flood Games

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

One of the things that I have admired about India is the spiritualism of the people. - Stephen Covey

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown