Flood Games

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric