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Flood Games

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Flood Games thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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