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Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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