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Florence Time

One-handed clock at the Florence Cathedral

Above the main Cathedral door is a 24 hour clock with fresco portraits of four evangelists by Paolo Uccello (1443). This unusual clock only has an hour hand (minute hands came into regular use around 1690), and runs in a direction we< consider to be “counter” clockwise. The position of 1 is at the bottom, and the numbers for 4, 9, 14, 19 and 24 are not what we consider correct for Roman Numerals.
Florence Time thanks to John Mathews

This clock is still in working order, and shows the 24 hours of the hora italica (Italian time) - a period of time ending with sunset at 24 hours. This time format was used until the 18th Century.

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Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

Our costliest expenditure is time. - Theophrastus

Now I'm gonna synchrosize the watch. - Archie Bunker

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

I could either watch it happen, or make it happen. - Elon Musk

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven Wright

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

Time is the scarcest resource and unless it is managed nothing else can be managed. - Peter F Drucker

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

If you don't write when you don't have time for it, you won't write when you do have time for it. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. - George Burns

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M Scott Peck

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay


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