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Florence Time

One-handed clock at the Florence Cathedral

Above the main Cathedral door is a 24 hour clock with fresco portraits of four evangelists by Paolo Uccello (1443). This unusual clock only has an hour hand (minute hands came into regular use around 1690), and runs in a direction we< consider to be “counter” clockwise. The position of 1 is at the bottom, and the numbers for 4, 9, 14, 19 and 24 are not what we consider correct for Roman Numerals.
Florence Time thanks to John Mathews

This clock is still in working order, and shows the 24 hours of the hora italica (Italian time) - a period of time ending with sunset at 24 hours. This time format was used until the 18th Century.

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Lack of time is actually lack of priorities. - Tim Ferriss

One sees things for the first time only once. - Theodore H White

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Killing Time: Suicide on the installment plan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

The best time to make up your mind about people is never. - Katharine Hepburn

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

Shard by shard we are released from the tyranny of so-called time. - Patti Smith

I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time. - Mark Twain

Bananosecond: Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. - George Orwell

I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time. - Tom Ward

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

They say time heals all wounds, but that presumes the source of the grief is finite. - Cassandra Clare

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

There's no such thing as lack of time, only lack of focus. We can all do the things we really want to do. - Robyn Pearce

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare


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