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Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

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Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

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A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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