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Quadrant: Four-sided insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not all classrooms have four walls. - Unknown

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Quattro Sinko: Four bull fighters in quicksand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets. - Napoleon Bonaparte

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

Quartet: 1. Four guys who think the other three sing off-key; 2. The sum of two pints. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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