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Four legs good, two legs bad. - George Orwell

Not all classrooms have four walls. - Unknown

Quattro Sinko: Four bull fighters in quicksand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people. - Mitch Hedberg

Back Four Seconds: What a clock does when it's hungry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

Quartet: 1. Four guys who think the other three sing off-key; 2. The sum of two pints. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Morcelli has four fastest 1,500-meter times ever. And all those times are at 1,500 meters. - David Coleman

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." - Steven Wright

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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