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Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quadrant: Four-sided insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Four legs good, two legs bad. - George Orwell

Quattro Sinko: Four bull fighters in quicksand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people. - Mitch Hedberg

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Four thousand volumes of metaphysics will not teach us what the soul is. - Voltaire

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." - Steven Wright

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Four steps to achievement:
1. Plan purposefully.
2. Prepare prayerfully.
3. Proceed positively.
4. Pursue persistently. - William A. Ward

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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