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It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger