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Merry Christmas from the Marzipan Singers
QuotaBillsCandy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash
I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin
The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling
We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux