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Wall Mural for a sports car

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Wall Mural for a stealth plane

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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