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Garlic Warning

You are what you eat

Garlic Warning thanks to Diane Baugh

Garlic Warning thanks to Diane Baugh

For years Doctors and scientists have told us that some foods are good for us - only to be told later that they are bad for us. Then we’re told that some foods are bad for us, and all the time they've been good for us. There doesn't seem to be much proof either way to suggest what is good or bad, until now... Garlic is definitely BAD for us!

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

If you can't be a good example, be a warning. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

You are what you eat. For example, if you eat garlic you're apt to be a hermit. - Franklin P. Jones

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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