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Giant Step For Mankind

One small step on the moon

Giant Step For Mankind thanks to Mel Hardman

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Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The universe stands aside for those people who know where they are going. - Paulo Coelho

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard Feynman

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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