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Giant Step For Mankind

One small step on the moon

Giant Step For Mankind thanks to Mel Hardman

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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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