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Giant Step For Mankind

One small step on the moon

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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