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Giant Step For Mankind

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Do I dare Disturb the universe? - T S Eliot

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Everything in the universe has a rhythm, everything dances. - Maya Angelou

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

Within each of us, there is silence. A silence as vast as the universe. And when we experience that silence, we remember who we are. - Gunilla Norris

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - George Carlin


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