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Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

The present is the point at which time touches eternity. - C S Lewis

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of individuals. - Henry David Thoreau

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - George Carlin


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