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Global Worming

Greenhouse effect pops up throughout Europe

Global Worming thanks to Mel Hardman

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Rebate: Putting another worm on the hook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. - Montaigne

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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