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Global Worming

Greenhouse effect pops up throughout Europe

Global Worming thanks to Mel Hardman

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. - Montaigne

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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