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Gradiation

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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