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Gradiation

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To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. - Chuang-Tzu

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

To learn something but not to do is really not to learn. To know something but not to do is really not to know. - Stephen Covey

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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