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Gradiation

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Gradiation thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

o be a good loser is to learn how to win. - Carl Sandburg

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Learning to do, Doing to learn, Earning to live, Living to Serve. - Unknown

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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