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Gradiation

Too bad the parents didn't go to school

Gradiation thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. - Orson Welles

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Life doesn't make any sense without interdependence. We need each other, and the sooner we learn that, the better for us all. - Erik Erikson

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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