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Gradiation

Too bad the parents didn't go to school

Gradiation thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

It is better to know how to learn than to know. - Dr. Seuss

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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