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Gradiation

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Gradiation thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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I never lose. I win or I learn. - Nelson Mandela

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

Who questions much, shall learn much, and retain much. - Francis Bacon

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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