Gradiation

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com