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Youth has no age. - Pablo Picasso

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Age considers; youth ventures. - Rabindranath Tagore

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

Beat your tambourines with the Hairy Knishes. - Archie Bunker

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Youth is not a time of life - it is a state of mind. - Samuel Ullman

The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

Youth is always too serious, and just now it is too serious about frivolity. - G K Chesterton

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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