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Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Walkie Talkie: What you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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