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Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

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Pugs Not Drugs - Gemma Correll

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. - Norman Cousins

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela


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