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Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

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Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. - Norman Cousins

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. - Dylan Moran

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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