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Head Path

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Head Path thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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