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Head Path

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Head Path thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Follow the path straight a-head of you

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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