#1 humor site on the 'net

Head Path

That's using your head!

Head Path thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Follow the path straight a-head of you

QuotaBills
The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


Perkatory

Bike Storage

Playground Child Eliminator

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Sidecar

Glass World - Where Plumbers Buy

Three Wise Women

Wrench Dinosaur

One More Drop

Idling Eric Idle

High Heel Diver

Rising To The Occasion

Annual Meeting of the Ontario Summer Tires Club

I See You

Get Off Your High Horse

Redneck Towing

Revenge of the Stallion

Rat Cut

Spot the Hidden Barred Owl

Smoking Hot Body

Billy the Eagle Owl

Star Wars Fisherman

The Devil's Swimming Pool

Pet Dentist