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Head Path thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

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You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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