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Helicopter Cuts

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Helicopter Cuts thanks to Mike King

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Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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