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Her Casket

She almost didn't fit into it

Her Casket thanks to Diane Baugh

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Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Death is that after which nothing is of interest. - Rozinov

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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