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In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Get rid of the pointed ears guy. - NBC Executive

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

You'll never ever hear her toot her own horn. - Bruce Bailey

All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Unknown

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. - Epictetus

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have facelifts until my ears meet. - Rita Rudner

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

Tranquilizers to overcome angst, pep pills to wake us up, life pills to ensure blissful sterility. I will lift up my ears unto the pills whence cometh my help. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Spock is definitely one of my best friends. When I put on those ears, it's not like just another day. When I become Spock, that day becomes something special. - Leonard Nimoy

My mother always told me not to handle a buffalo by its tail, but always catch it by its horns. And I have used that lesson in everything in my life, including the Railways. - Lalu P. Yadav

It's every man's indispensable duty to do all the service he can to his country; and I see not what difference he puts between himself and his cattle who lives without that thought. - John Locke

You can win more friends with your ears than with your mouth. People who feel like they're being listened to feel accepted and appreciated. They feel like they're being taken seriously and what they say really matters. - Harvey Mackay


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