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They have ears, but cannot hear. - Ravi Zacharias

Get rid of the pointed ears guy. - NBC Executive

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The silence is so deep it hurts our ears. - Haruki Murakami

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You'll never ever hear her toot her own horn. - Bruce Bailey

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have facelifts until my ears meet. - Rita Rudner

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

Spock is definitely one of my best friends. When I put on those ears, it's not like just another day. When I become Spock, that day becomes something special. - Leonard Nimoy

My mother always told me not to handle a buffalo by its tail, but always catch it by its horns. And I have used that lesson in everything in my life, including the Railways. - Lalu P. Yadav

He that has eyes to see and ears to hear may convince himself that no mortal can keep a secret. If his lips are silent, he chatters with his fingertips; betrayal oozes out of him at every pore. - Sigmund Freud


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