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In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

The silence is so deep it hurts our ears. - Haruki Murakami

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

You'll never ever hear her toot her own horn. - Bruce Bailey

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. - Epictetus

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - Dean Rusk

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Radical acceptance rests on letting go of the illusion of control and a willingness to notice and accept things as they are right now, without judging. - Marsha Linehan

You are priests, not social or political leaders. Let us not be under the illusion that we are serving the Gospel through an exaggerated interest in the wide field of temporal problems. - Pope John Paul II

He that has eyes to see and ears to hear may convince himself that no mortal can keep a secret. If his lips are silent, he chatters with his fingertips; betrayal oozes out of him at every pore. - Sigmund Freud

You can win more friends with your ears than with your mouth. People who feel like they're being listened to feel accepted and appreciated. They feel like they're being taken seriously and what they say really matters. - Harvey Mackay


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