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Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The silence is so deep it hurts our ears. - Haruki Murakami

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

You'll never ever hear her toot her own horn. - Bruce Bailey

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. - Epictetus

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

Radical acceptance rests on letting go of the illusion of control and a willingness to notice and accept things as they are right now, without judging. - Marsha Linehan

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

My mother always told me not to handle a buffalo by its tail, but always catch it by its horns. And I have used that lesson in everything in my life, including the Railways. - Lalu P. Yadav

Americans are incredibly impatient. Someone once said that the shortest period of time in America is the time between when the light turns green and when you hear the first horn honk. - Jim Rohn


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