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How To Cook A Deer

Instructions on how to properly cook a deer

How To Cook A Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How To Cook A Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How To Cook A Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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