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How To Cook A Deer

Instructions on how to properly cook a deer

How To Cook A Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How To Cook A Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How To Cook A Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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