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Humpback Kayak

Caught in the middle of a humpback whale's herring dinner

Humpback Kayak thanks to Tim Shobe

Photo Credits to Tim Shobe, Shobe Studios

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The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A whale stranded upon the coast of Europe. - Edmund Burke

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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