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I Found A Bear Cub!

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I Found A Bear Cub! thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking. - Jay Leno

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

If one does not dare to enter the tiger's lair, how can one obtain the tiger's cubs? - Unknown

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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