QuotaBillsSupport the right to arm bears. - Unknown
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye
It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis
Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott
Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton
I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi