I Found A Bear Cub!

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds