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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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