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Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Bad dinners go hand in hand with total depravity, while a well-fed man is already half saved. - Helen Woodward

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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