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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass


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