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Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass


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