It was around then that the fight started. What the wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean. (Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)
I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...
QuotaBillsCandlestine romance - Archie Bunker
Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates
A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing. - Meryl Streep
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort
The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth
Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey