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I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

You smiled at the stars like they knew all your secrets. - Unknown

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

Quantum physics thus reveals a basic oneness of the universe. - Erwin Schrodinger

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

When you wish upon a star... you might be happier the way you are. - Phyllis Sugar

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others. - John A Holmes

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

The truth is that the universe has been answering you all of your life, but you cannot receive the answers unless you are awake. - Rhonda Byrn

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

Within each of us, there is silence. A silence as vast as the universe. And when we experience that silence, we remember who we are. - Gunilla Norris

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - George Carlin


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