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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. - Don Marquis

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney


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