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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney


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