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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma


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