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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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