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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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