iPhone Dock
Dock extender for seniors
QuotaBillsTo stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg
Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston
Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook
It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com