QuotaBillsBeer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Yes, I am an Irish lass through and through. - Erin Andrews
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins
Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle
Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
My Irish derivation has nothing to do with me. Why should it? - Carroll O'Connor
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack
Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown
In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist. - Unknown
I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon
Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty
Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me. - Colin Farrell
If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde
At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood
The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer
Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse
The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard
I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams
Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle
I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley
Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. - William Butler Yeats
The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley
I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien