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Jumping The Gun

Hi heel spies stepping out for fashion

Jumping The Gun thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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