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Jumping The Gun

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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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