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Jumping The Gun

Hi heel spies stepping out for fashion

Jumping The Gun thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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