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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it. - Mohandas Gandhi

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Quartet: 1. Four guys who think the other three sing off-key; 2. The sum of two pints. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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