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Can Opener: Key to the washroom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

Hymn: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey


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