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Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Indecision: 1. Under the whether; 2. The key to flexibility. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Consistency is key. Whenever you start, give you audience something to look forward to. - Julia McCoy

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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