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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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