#1 humor site on the 'net

Key Frame

Reaching for the impossible

Key Frame thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

QuotaBills
Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


Bridge Uplift

Beach Drag

Do Not Feed The Bears

Does Your Hedgehog Bite?

A Woman's Mind

Spaghetti Starter

Sidewalk Pickpocket

Wing Wedding

Relaxing Surgery

Fish Injuries

Nuclear Waste Truck

Rock Watcher

Frog Waltz

Filling The Water Truck

DMV Office

Pawano Lessons

I'm Full

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Be Anything You Want

Drama Queen Diary

Shadow Box Art

Spring Sock Clearance

Dating Time Saver

Coca Cola Twins