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Can Opener: Key to the washroom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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