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Reaching for the impossible

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey


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