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Reaching for the impossible

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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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