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Reaching for the impossible

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When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it. - Mohandas Gandhi

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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