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Reaching for the impossible

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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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