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Kitchen Medicine Cabinet

Invite your friends to 'drop in' for a glass of wine

Kitchen Medicine Cabinet thanks to Cathy Young

Kitchen Medicine Cabinet thanks to Cathy Young

Kitchen Medicine Cabinet thanks to Cathy Young

Kitchen Medicine Cabinet thanks to Cathy Young

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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