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Kitchen Time Out

Little Johnny - caught with his pants down again

Kitchen Time Out thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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