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Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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