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Long-Legged Bike Owner

'On a bicycle made for two' - too high

Long-Legged Bike Owner thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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His shortcoming is his long staying. - Benjamin Disraeli

A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

It takes a long time to bring the past up to the present. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Too long they've been gettin' the short end of the totem pole. - Archie Bunker

Companies need connections to the markets to create long-term loyalty. - Charlene Bernoff

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. - Malcolm Cowley

There's no such thing as a wrong note as long as you're singing it. - Pete Seeger

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

I've been around so long I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin. - Groucho Marx

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. - Archimedes

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Smell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead. - Lyall Watson

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. - Queen Christina

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

People can remain PCR positive for up to 12 weeks after infection and long after they are transmissible and infectious. - Rochelle Walensky

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


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