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Long-Legged Bike Owner

'On a bicycle made for two' - too high

Long-Legged Bike Owner thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Live long and prosper. - Leonard Nimoy

Life well spent is long. - Leonardo da Vinci

Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

The present will not long endure. - Pindar

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. - Will Rogers

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

It is good to follow one's own bent, so long as it leads upward. - Andre Gide

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffett

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

As long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might. - Marian Anderson

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager


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