Long-Legged Bike Owner

Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

Allegro: One leg becoming longer than the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. - Miguel De Cervantes

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

It is good to follow one's own bent, so long as it leads upward. - Andre Gide

Too long they've been gettin' the short end of the totem pole. - Archie Bunker

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

You will never get ahead of anyone as long as you are trying to get even. - Unknown

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

I've been around so long I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin. - Groucho Marx

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it. - Finley P Dunne

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

There's an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny. - Irving Berlin

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot. - Tony Robbins

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

Failure after long perseverance is much grander than never to have a striving good enough to be called a failure. - George Eliot

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. - James Thurber

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett