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Looking Small thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Looking Small thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

The people are to be taken in small doses. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

The antiques my wife buys at auctions are keeping me baroque. - Peter De Vries

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker

A great deal of what we see depends on what we are looking for. - Amish Saying

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi

Happiness is always the serendipitous result of looking for something else. - Idel Dreimer

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. - Zig Ziglar

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin


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