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Looking Small thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Looking Small thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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My wife gives good headache. - Rodney Dangerfield

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The people are to be taken in small doses. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

A multitude of small delights constitutes happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

A small percentage of something is better than a larger percentage of nothing. - Unknown

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Trust the small voice inside you which tells you exactly what to say, what to decide. - Ingrid Bergman

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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