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Looking Small thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Looking Small thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Take my wife - please! - Henny Youngman

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

He is invited to do great things who receives small things greatly. - Cassiodorus

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

Village: A small town where everybody knows the troubles you've seen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Observant: What a biology teacher tells you to do when out looking for bugs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about themselves, and small people talk about others. - John C Maxwell

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes tapers and kindles fires. - Unknown

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see. - C S Lewis


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