Manitoba Cold
This sums up Manitoba's weather this week
QuotaBillsInto the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini
Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong
The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson
I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb
Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou
Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill
What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck
We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt
A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb
He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Problems that are procrastinated on are only amplified. Be the buffalo. - Unknown
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato
The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen
The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix
The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill
Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon
That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump