Manitoba Cold

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Problems that are procrastinated on are only amplified. Be the buffalo. - Unknown

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump