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Dealing with kids on the go

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Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo


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