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Math Dice

When a mathematician knows he's on a roll

Math Dice thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

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