QuotaBillsThere is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli
Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young
Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao
Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. - Wilson Mizner
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson
When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson
I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather
The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami
There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan
Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato
Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown