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Mice Home thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

'My what a mice home you have!'

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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Four steps to achievement:
1. Plan purposefully.
2. Prepare prayerfully.
3. Proceed positively.
4. Pursue persistently. - William A. Ward

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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