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Mice Home thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

'My what a mice home you have!'

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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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