Mice Home

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill