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Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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