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Which moon phase do you carve the most?

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Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moontage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The most dangerous kind of person... is one who is afraid of his own shadow. - Philip K. Dick

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta


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