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Keep calm and look for your shadow. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

The most dangerous kind of person... is one who is afraid of his own shadow. - Philip K. Dick

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta


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