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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Keep calm and look for your shadow. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


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