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Moses' Headache Relief - the Sequel

What happened after Moses took his medicine

Moses' Headache Relief - the Sequel thanks to Mel Hardman

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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

For every Pharoah there is a Moses. - Idries Shah

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler


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