QuotaBillsReligion altars the mind. - Tony Follari
Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais
Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl
The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw
I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain
I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov
The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen
We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift
I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean
Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson
And here's Moses Kiptanui, the nineteen-year-old Kenyan, who turned twenty a few weeks ago. - David Coleman
Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran
The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker
Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd
The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark
The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan
You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover
Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling
I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain
People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas