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Moses' Headache Relief - the Sequel

What happened after Moses took his medicine

Moses' Headache Relief - the Sequel thanks to Mel Hardman

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

How far would Moses have gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt? - Harry S Truman

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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